Lashez

Theme Tune:

Kick Push/Superstar – Lupe Fiasco & Touch the Sky – Kanye West

Motto:

‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’

Distinguishing Characteristics:

The most awesome helmet on the track, angry eyes and few bruises to prove it.

Special Derby Move:

The ‘dodge and make miss’ move, it can be humorously effective.

Greatest Derby Moment:

Watching a Sydney player uncontrollably fly into the crowd after blocking her in the 2nd to last jam of the Sydney V’s Phantoms bout. And then looking at the scoreboard, Sydney = crushed!

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

Jogging, hood up, eyes down, ear phones in- think Kickboxer3.

Derby Diet Tips:

Alfalfa sprout concentrate with a dash of vodka and a gallon of raw egg.

Memorable Derby-Related Dream:

After I missed out on the first bout of my derby career I had a message from a God. Smarty Pants came to me in my dream one night and told me I wasn’t training hard enough and that I would never get anywhere skating the way I was! I needed to train so hard that I ate shit every session!

Bio:

I’m a well known pro wrestler with a fetish for goldfish and ice cubes. Okay, that isn’t true. I’m in my second season of Derby and I can’t get enough! After starting with the Mile Die Club I’ve now the Vice captain of the Wild Hearses and I’m excited! I’m determined to become the bad-ass bitch feared by all! Watch this space…