Hot X Guns

Distinguishing Characteristics:

My long legs and lame sense of humour

Derby Assets:

My height; how low can you go?

Greatest Derby Moment:

Passing 2010 Raw/Fresh Meat and being accepted into the 2011 ADRD League!

Preferred Skating Attire:

A spandex onesie

Gear Profile:

White Riedell R3s, terrible wheels, Protec protective gear, supermarket mouth-guard (I like to splash out)

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

Whatever you are shouting at the pub.

Derby Diet Tips:

Gunpowder

Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:

Jumping in puddles and crowdsurfing would be up there

Virtues:

Honesty of a saint

Vices:

Mouth of a sailor

Guilty Pleasures:

Finding an awesome outfit for no more than a single digit at the local charity shop

Earliest Roller-skating Memory:

Adjustable green hand-me-down skates, found at a garage-sale. Age 5.

Origin of Derby Name:

I like eating buns and I like slinging guns

Motto:

Buy the ticket, take the ride

Theme Tune:

‘Come On’ by Regurgitator