Nancy Necromancy

Distinguishing Characteristics:

A Chelsea Smile so sweet it’d make your mother cry.

Derby Assets:

A fleeting frame and shoulders of steel.

Special Derby Move:

I don’t disclose my tactics.

Greatest Derby Moment:

The best is yet to come.

Biggest Derby Regret:

This derby dame has no regrets!

Preferred Skating Attire:

The sweaty slip of a sultry siren.

Gear Profile:

Riedell R3s, Atom Stingers, ABEC-9 bearings, Protec protective gear.

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

Quiet introspection, scheming and plotting.

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

Sampling the spiced rum with poise and grace.

Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Picnics, holding hands, and long walks along the beach.

Derby Diet Tips:

Fresh fruit and lots of water.

Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:

Standing in a school room of teenagers every day.

Skating Injuries:

A broken arm in a speed-skating contest in ’96, and a bruised coccyx during Freshmeat 2010.

Virtues:

Polite but punchy.

Vices:

What vices?!

Guilty Pleasures:

Good hair, bad TV and cheap wine.

Earliest Roller-skating Memory:

Picking up my very first lycra dance skating dress.

Memorable Derby-Related Dream:

A bout became a Rollerball-style death battle through the streets of Adelaide.

Non-Derby-Confusion Moment:

Overtaking cars with a little too much charisma.

Motto:

Good things come in threes.

Theme Tune:

‘Built for Speed’ – Stray Cats