Ukulula

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Torpedos

Special Derby Move:

Nuke-lula. An atomic version of the hula: it’s all about the hips

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

Filthy sailor-esque talk

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

Swillin’ Gin

Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Swillin’ Gin

Derby Diet Tips:

Gin with a sailor on the side

Guilty Pleasures:

Greeting boozy bearded sailors with a sweet smile and a lei

Theme Tune:

That sad and sweet ukulele lullaby A’hou Ta Ma Wae, which means ‘Move over or I’ll move you over’

Bio:

A young lady stood on the shore of a tropical island, strumming her ukulele. A distant ship appeared on the horizon. Dirty sailors lured her away with tales of epic battles of skill and strategy between fierce women on roller skates. Although she loves her new life of roller derby, on a full moon you will find Ukulula gazing wistfully out to sea and singing songs of home.