Crispy Saltbush

Interesting Information

Name

Crispy Saltbush

Number

1/5th

Team

Salty Dolls

Start Date

August 1, 2008

Height

5'7"

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Smiling with murderous intent.

Special Derby Move(s):

The attempted Neck Block, the Thundercrisp Stack.

Preferred Skating Attire:

A healthy sprig of saltbush.

Earliest Roller-skating Memory:

Debbie Gibson on the PA, guess jeans, two t-shirts and two pairs of socks, two hair ties, different colours all-awesome.

Origin of Derby Name:

Long ago, in a distant land, the shape-shifting mistress of darkness unleashed an unspeakable salty evil, but then a foolish girl on rusty skates stepped forth to appose it, yet before the final blow was struck, the nameless tore open a nearby shrub and poured on some tempura batter to create a new being salty and true.