KillaKaze

Interesting Information

Name

KillaKaze

Number

11

Team

Start Date

Fresh Meat Oct 08

Height

5'11"

Distinguishing Characteristics:

One green eye, one brown eye. Or two. Whatever.

Derby Assets:

Thighs and lungs made for sprinting and an ass for cushioning those slams!

Greatest Derby Moment:

The entire first bout, RTR vs Salty Dolls, Bout 1 2009. Watching my team slam down that cutie Kissy Suzuki in the last Jam, to get me through to ensure a win! Yeehaa! She might be cutie, but I’m down-right UGLY when I loose!

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

I’m a sport nerd, so an appropriate warm up (lets not over do, we ain’t Japanese!) and me time to focus on the kill.

Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Lacrosse actually. Drinking. Now not drinking. BOO! Obviously bonking then.

Bio:

This ghetto geisha will lay her life on the line to ensure her team wins – and if not, is totally prepared to commit sepuku, in order to at least make the opposition slip on her guts on the track. Shit that’d be funny. With blocks that sting like a mouthful of wasabi, and whips fuel charged by slugs of saki, you better watch out, cause that’s nothing compared to her bullet-train speed when jamming – Sayonara Bitches!