Wolfe Whistle

Interesting Information

Name

Wolfe Whistle

Number

Team

Team Zebra

Start Date

October 2008

Height

Runt of the litter

Distinguishing Characteristics:

My exposed hairy white boy legs.

Derby Assets:

Eyes and Ears. . . All the better to see and hear you with my dear!

Special Derby Move:

The howl. That’s me, howling at you, to get in the penalty box!!!!

Greatest Derby Moment:

Every single moment is great. I’m sure my family, friends, colleagues and random strangers are over hearing about how GREAT derby is. Bad Luck people, I can’t help it.

Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:

Challenging top dog for alpha wolf position as pack leader. Playing “What’s the time Mr Wolf?” Wanna play?

Bio:

Raised by a pack of wolves he was misunderstood as a young pup, instead of hunting he preferred to gather. Leaving the mountains in search of a different kind of pack life, Wolfe came upon an ancient monestary in the woods. It was here that he studied the mystical art of Liturgical Dancing and through the strict monastic life developed a deep respect for Rules. Wolfe struggled with the polar influences of the monesatry and the moon. Once those vows of silence and chastity were broken there was no turning back! He realised that it was time to move on. One day he picked up the scent of stinky derby pads and wandered into the Adelaide showgrounds to find his rightful home in the bosom of the ADRD. It was the kind of pack he’d needed to run with since birth, it was the derby pack!