The Brain of Morbius

Interesting Information

Name
The Brain of Morbius
Number
None that can be understood by your pathetic, Euclidean mind.
Team
Team Zebra
Start Date
My empire exists outside of time.
Height
Six inches, but my recently requisitioned body is some five foot ten.
The Brain of Morbius

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Am a brain.

Derby Assets:

Excruciating intellect.

Special Derby Move:

Mind bending.

Greatest Derby Moment:

Travelled back to 1834 and invented roller skating.

Preferred Skating Attire:

The reanimated corpse of an executed criminal.

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

Cackling, maniacal laughter.

Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Subjugating planets.

Vices:

Mwuahahaha! Mwuahaha!!

Origin of Derby Name:

John and Cheryl of Morbius.

Bio:

An immortal being of pure, heartless intellect, that has existed since before time.