All Torque

Distinguishing Characteristics:

It’s all about the talk – loud voice and camouflage stripes.

Derby Assets:

Large capacity lungs.

Special Derby Move:

Hops, to avoid skaters crashing to ground. And a trusty, loud whistle.

Greatest Derby Moment:

Discovering ADRD.

Biggest Derby Regret:

Being born male.

Earliest Roller-skating Memory:

Strapping on the skates I brought back from the ‘States in 1985 and going straight through the kitchen window!

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

Endurance racing… on skates… against go-karts?

Origin of Derby Name:

Can’t do! Spelling is a nerd reference.

Motto:

Torque is cheap!