Push My Toosh

Interesting Information

Name
Push My Toosh
Number
69
Team
Mile Die Club
Start Date
Fresh Meat 2009
Height
Fun Size
Push My Toosh

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Muscle bound, pint size booty, with ponytails and a cheeky smile.

Special Derby Move:

The Kansas City Shuffle

Biggest Derby Regret:

Speed! I am speed!!

Off skate thrill seeker activities:

Racing cars, jumping off tall objects, rock climbing, catching rare Pokemon and staring down Ethiopian cows without my head blowing off.

Guilty pleasures:

Well if it’s good enough, why feel guilty.

Derby diet tips:

Wait….what diet??

Earliest roller skating memory:

Flying down my grandparent’s neighbour’s drive way, which was on a 75 degree angle, going as fast as I could while my grandma stood at the bottom screaming for me to slow down before I went flying off onto the road.

Origin of derby name:

Drunken input about my toosh! Loves spanx!