Marmalade Smashkins

Interesting Information

Name
Marmalade Smashkins
Number
82
Team
Mile Die Club
Start Date
Fresh Meat 2009
Height
165.5
Marmalade Smashkins

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Hair like a jar of marmalade that’s been plugged into the wall, this marmalady kicks like a mule (or a talking donkey).

Greatest Derby Moment:

Me and my lovely mates ginger and busty getting into the ADRD league after only 4 months on wheels.

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

Shovelling carb loaded meal down dangerously close to start time, followed by lots of roof punches with skate mates.

Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Racking up frequent flier miles

Origin of Derby Name:

Marmalade Atkins, hair-raising teenage rebel childhood hero. Sometimes referred to as the naughtiest girl in the world Marmalade cannot be educated, loves to put herself about, will not reform and continues to be her badass self.

Bio:

Marmalade smashkins, affectionately referred to as Smashy, grew up as a animal lover amongst a sea of cannibalistic swine. With parents too busy swilling gin, pretending to hate each other and perfecting the art of consumerist abandon, Marmalade took it upon herself to educate herself in the dark but useful arts of talking back, blowing things up and never apologising for her behaviour. She likes running amok, chocolate, talking donkeys and walks on the beach (if only for fitness reasons).