Bone Shaker

Interesting Information

Name

Bone Shaker

Number

38

Team

Mile Die Club

Start Date

October, 2008

Height

5’7”

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Gotta be the only bearded roller grrl in the league. Love the facial hair.

Derby Assets:

Boney shoulders and pigeon toes (perfect for snow-ploughing).

Special Derby Move:

The Bone Shaker

Biggest Derby Regret:

Using the can-opener without licence. Miss your target and you’re gonna hit someone in the face.

Preferred Skating Attire:

Stockings, short shorts, wife beater, and a trusty neck scarf for those moments of stealth.

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

I find myself either stuffing my face with snacks or rushing to the toilet. A good giggle at my finely crafted beard or moustache always goes down a treat.

Bio:

She’s a back breaker, ex-communicator, they said see you later alligator, to the ham hater, skin grater, roller skater…. yeah that’s right it’s Bone Shaker.